school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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