Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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