in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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