sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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