i just wanna soil my oats bro
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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