he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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