i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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