R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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