You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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