i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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