they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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