What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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