doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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