Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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