Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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