how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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