Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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