Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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