Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Rumble strips road head = magical
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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