We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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