yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
