careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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