I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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