On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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