Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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