So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize