is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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