i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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