i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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