I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
