Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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