Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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