Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
