So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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