You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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