just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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