just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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