like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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