You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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