There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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