Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
