i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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