The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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