try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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