? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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