his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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