I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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