So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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