Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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