I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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