Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
