Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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