sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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