HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
